Regarding the following allegations

The editorial team wishes to express its outrage, OUTRAGE!!! at the pernicious untruths peddled at certain quarters.

We note the following allegations made against us by bloggers whom we failed to recruit and brainwash into shilling for our site:

• “a gahmen-created, sponsored, and endorsed dark ops attempt to sow discord in the blogosphere”
• “all ex-members or current members of the PAP, WP, SDP, SPP, etc. or even holding multiple memberships at the same time and therefore are mired in multiple conflicts of interest’
• “a sophisticated astroturf campaign to create the appearance of a site that reflect the spontaneous and unsolicited views and opinions of the arsehole in the street”

We do not confirm or deny these allegations. We feel these allegations are so ridiculous and unwarranted they don’t even need to be confirmed or denied.

In any case, we the editors are all operating under the condition of non-anonymity, and as such, you the reader do not have the need to know about our political affiliations or any possible conflicts of interest. We’re in the right and you don’t need to know anything more about us than what we let on.

The Editors

Government conspiracy discovered – in anus

Local man Drew Low today informed us that he discovered a government conspiracy to oppress the average Singaporean, after sticking his head up his ass. Drew spoke to our reporters on camera and here is the footage:

“Today hor, I was doing my usual check of my anus when I discovered government plans laid out in painstaking detail about how ministers were going to oppress the average Singaporean! Unfortunately I had a sudden diarrhoea so the plans were washed away in the lao sai.

Too bad I couldn’t salvage it otherwise I could have published the expose on my blog and become a really important internet person!!!!!!”

And now, for the weather update.

And a new poo is born!

harro!