About Us
Who are we? What is the purpose of The Online Shitizen (TOS)?
TOS began in September 2008 with a simple aim in mind: telling the stories about Singapore and Singaporeans that nobody gives a shit about except poo-garglers like us.
TOS is a blog site which endeavours to reflect the views and opinions of anal-retentive arseholes. It is a platform which welcomes fecal contributions from the man in the street, the average citizen who has problems with constipation.
Here at TOS, Singaporeans share an honest poo.
TOS pretends to be right all the time in what we say. We pretend to be open to corrections and even criticisms. It is our hope that through the honest and civil exchange of sai, all of us will benefit and perhaps take constipation, especially on controversial issues, to a camwhoring level.
TOS, as our tagline says, endeavours to be a Toilet Of Singaporeans – self-important arseholes who have too much free time to express their views.
