Fucker-har: “Milking it for all it is worth”
I simply just can’t stop reminding people about a certain important man who passed away about 3 weeks ago, because in doing so, it would make me seem like I really care about his cause and I supported him all those times he was selling his books, and I was standing there with him helping him sell those books, and I gave him money when he needed it, and I was standing right there beside him when he lost everything.
Then now I can milk all the publicity for all its worth, which includes writing this absolutely pointless column, so that I can build up a political base and hope that people will like me and care about what I have to say so that in the future when I enter politics, I can get people to vote for me!
Brilliant plan accomplished! Whee!
Oh, and I have to add that I love to quote Ministers and MPs out of context so as to portray them as horrible heartless people! Yes to my evil genius! w00t!
Blandrew Low
October 12, 2008 at 12:30 pm